Positive affirmations that aren’t cheesy

Put on your positive pants
Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it
Why become moody when you can shake your booty
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “plot twist” and move on
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside
Was it a bad day? Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
Some see a weed, I see a wish
Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up
Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow
Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat
Chin up princess or the crown slips
If life give you melons you might be dyslexic
I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I am going to be today
Excuse, I have to go be awesome
Think like a proton always positive
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip
I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have show me exactly who I do not want to be
Not everyone has to like you. Not everyone has taste.
We get so worried about being “pretty” let’s be pretty kind, pretty funny, pretty smart, pretty strong.
Be brace. Even if you’re not, pretend to be.
Get your happy on
When shit happens turn it into fertilizer
It’s ever too late to get your shit together
How to be successful: focus on your own shit
Be happy, it drives people crazy
Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason
Compliment people: magnify their strengths, not their weaknesses
You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella
Life is better when you’re laughing
Dear universe, I am totally open to some awesome coming my way
Amazing things happen when you distance yourself from negativity
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes
Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win
If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.
Cry a river. Build a bridge. Get over it.
Surround yourself with pizza not negativity
Don’t ruin a good today by thinking about a bad day yesterday. Let it go
The idea is to die young. As late as possible.
Remember even your worst days on have 24 hours
If you cannot be positive then at least be quiet
Nothing can dim the light that shines from within
Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right
What consumes your mind, controls your life
Expect nothing and appreciate everything
No matter how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up.
Don’t let anyone ever dull your sparkle
You may think you’ll never get over it, but you will, and you’ll be fine
A negative mind will never give you a positive life
Worry about loving yourself, instead of loving the idea of other people loving you
Kill them with success and bury them with a smile
You have to be odd to be number one
You mistakes don’t define you
No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny
Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.
A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is, instead of what you think it should be
It’s important to give it all you have while you have the chance
Your past is just a story and once you realize this, it has no power over you
Be thankful for all the troubles that you don’t have
Don’t forget to be awesome
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it
You are good enough, smart enough, beautiful enough, and strong enough. Believe it and never let insecurity run your life.
Your vibe attracts your tribe
Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody
I’m gonna make the rest of my life. The best of my life.
It is what it is. Accept it and move on.
Never let somebody waste your time, twice.
Don’t let your fear of what could happen making nothing happen
Broken crayon still color
I release all disease from my body and welcome health, love, and happiness into my life
Oh, yes you certainly can
I persevere. I am relentless. I keep going.
Each day, I automatically and successfully get healthier and healthier
I love taking good care of myself
You can and you will
You must believe it to receive it
Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go
Slow down. Calm down. Don’t worry. Don’t hurry. Trust the process.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
In every moment of my day. I radiate calmness & tranquility. I am still within myself.
Take a second to think about how blessed you are.
Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it
I am naturally funny
I always have something funny to say
I have a great sense of humor
I see the funny side of every situation
I am always making others laugh and brightening their day
I am sharp witted and full of funny ideas
Others hang on my every word because I’m always making everyone laugh
I laugh at myself and this makes my life so much easier
I make others calm with my ability to find funniness in stressful situations
I am naturally charismatic
I become funnier with each passing day
I am turning into someone who always has something funny to say
Others are starting to see that I am a really funny person
I see the funny side of life more and more
I am transforming into someone who is outgoing and makes others laugh
Being funny seems to be taking less effort
I am noticing that others are more drawn to me because I am funny
I am feeling wittier and more naturally funny
Life is becoming easier and less serious
My mind is becoming much sharper
Seeing the funny side of life comes naturally to me
Others see me as outgoing and full of laughter
I love cracking a good joke at the perfect moment
I make people laugh wherever I go
Coming up with funny things to say is easy for me
I can calm any situation by having a good laugh
I just naturally see the funny side to life
Making others laugh is easy for me
My mind is just naturally sharp and witty all the time
I find it easy to laugh at myself and make light of any situation