Funny stress quotes (List)

In this brief blog, we will discuss funny stress quotes.

If you are feeling stressed you may want to see some funny stress quotes which may make you feel better.

These funny stress quotes have been curated to offer you a bit of relief in the form of humour when you are feeling stressed.

3 Funny stress quotes

“  If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.    “

“ Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emerge  “

“ Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.  “

5 funny stress quotes

“Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Simply put, quit worrying over the little stuff and wait for something really big.”

“I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.”

“  In times of stress, the best thing we can do for each other is to listen with our ears and our hearts and to be assured that our questions are just as important as our answers. “

“ By working faithfully 8 hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day  “

“  I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life  “

8 funny stress quotes

“There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” ­

“  If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays “

“ Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.

Amy Alcott “

“ When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?“

“ I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

Matthew Perry“

 “ Stress causes almost as many heart attacks as McDonald’s hamburgers. So the next time you are at Mickey D’s, don’t stress yourself about eatng the entire menu. Just do it! “

 “ The best part about going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.  “

“  When I worry a lot, my nose twitches and I fart. Luckily, I only worry about girls, money, food, and about what I’m doing tonight when I get home. “

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Other Mental health quotes which you may like

Below are other mental health quotes which may be of interest to you:

Ricky Gervais Quotes
Robin Williams Quotes
Scarface quotes
Self-awareness Quotes
Self-esteem quotes
Shawshank Redemption Quotes
Shel Silverstein quotes and poems
Stop bullying quotes

If you are suffering from depression, anxiety, loneliness or any similar mental health issue then seeking help for it may be a good option.

Mental health issues such as depression, loneliness and anxiety can affect anyone of us.

If you are under 18 then CAMHS, an NHS run programme may just be the answer for your mental health struggles.

You should look to see if you meet the CAMHS referral criteria and then fill in the CAMHS referral form.