Affirmations for humour (49+)

Affirmations for humour

  • As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
  • I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
  • I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.
  • I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
  • In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
  • Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
  • My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.
  • I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.
  • I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.
  • Joan of Arc heard voices too.
  •  I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
  •  I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.
  • As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
  • When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.
  •  The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
  • As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
  • All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.
  • I am at one with my duality.
  • Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
  • I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
  • Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
  • Does my quiet self-pity get to me? Yes? Or should I move up to incessant nagging?
  • Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than “I told you so.”
  • False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
  • A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
  • Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.
  • Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute… I’ll find someone.
  • Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
  •  The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.
  •  I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
  • Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step – blaming my parents.
  • To understand all is to fear all.
  • I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.
  • The next time the universe knocks on my door, I will pretend I am not home.
  • My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
  • To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I’m giving as much as I’m getting.
  • I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
  • I am naturally funny
  • I always have something funny to say
  • I have a great sense of humor
  • I see the funny side of every situation
  • I am always making others laugh and brightening their day
  • I am sharp witted and full of funny ideas
  • Others hang on my every word because I’m always making everyone laugh
  • I laugh at myself and this makes my life so much easier
  • I make others calm with my ability to find funniness in stressful situations
  • I am naturally charismatic
  • I become funnier with each passing day
  • I am turning into someone who always has something funny to say
  • Others are starting to see that I am a really funny person
  • I see the funny side of life more and more
  • I am transforming into someone who is outgoing and makes others laugh
  • Being funny seems to be taking less effort
  • I am noticing that others are more drawn to me because I am funny
  • I am feeling wittier and more naturally funny
  • Life is becoming easier and less serious
  • My mind is becoming much sharper
  • Seeing the funny side of life comes naturally to me
  • Others see me as outgoing and full of laughter
  • I love cracking a good joke at the perfect moment
  • I make people laugh wherever I go
  • Coming up with funny things to say is easy for me
  • I can calm any situation by having a good laugh
  • I just naturally see the funny side to life
  • Making others laugh is easy for me
  • My mind is just naturally sharp and witty all the time
  • I find it easy to laugh at myself and make light of any situation
  • I notice beauty, love and humor in each moment
  • I value the healing powers of humor and spontaneity.
  • I attract positive loving friends with a wonderful sense of humor.
  • Everything in my life provides me with an opportunity for humor.
  • I have the funniest sense of humor!
  • I am original, clever and witty. 
  • People enjoy my humor and are uplifted when I make them laugh.
  • I notice beauty, love and humor in each moment.
  • I laugh a lot and see the humor in life and myself.
  • I am blessed with a good sense of humor.
  • I have lots of humor in my life.
  • I laugh a lot and see the humor in life and myself
  • im cocky and funny
  • I seek reasons to laugh.
  • I have a terrific sense of humor
  • I have a great sense of humor; my humor is sharp-witted.
  • I am radiating charm, charisma, and good humor.
  • I am humorous, fun, playful, humble and real all at the same time causing cute people to be attracted to me.
  • Stand on your two legs! Be like two fried eggs! Keep your sunny side up!
  • I see the humorous side of things
  • I have a great sense of humor.
  • I am full of humor.
  • I am clever and fun.

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